blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

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gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

image

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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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baby: d-d-d..
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: D I C K S Q U A D
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menthuthuyoupi:

catholicschoolqueen:

BYE

LMAO WOW
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